I am the egg man.
I am the egg man.
I am the pancake man, goo goo g'joob.
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Monday, January 14, 2008
Ice Cream
Blue Eyes and I were watching TV the other night. I got up to go to the kitchen and she asked
“ Would you do me a favor?”
She does this all the time.
Being the good husband I am I said “Sure”.
We then had the following dialog:
“Would you get me a dish of vanilla ice cream?”
“Sure.”
“ Well, write it down cause you always forget!”
“Honey, I’m just going to the kitchen! I won’t forget!”
“ Wait! Would you pour chocolate syrup on it?”
“OK.”
“Write it down!”
“C’mon! You want vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup.”
“One more thing. Would you add a little whipped cream with it?”
“OK.”
“Write it down!”
“ Now you’re insulting me! I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT! You want vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup and some whipped cream.”
Half an hour later I came back with a plate of bacon and eggs.
“Thanks” she said. "But where’s the toast?”
“ Would you do me a favor?”
She does this all the time.
Being the good husband I am I said “Sure”.
We then had the following dialog:
“Would you get me a dish of vanilla ice cream?”
“Sure.”
“ Well, write it down cause you always forget!”
“Honey, I’m just going to the kitchen! I won’t forget!”
“ Wait! Would you pour chocolate syrup on it?”
“OK.”
“Write it down!”
“C’mon! You want vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup.”
“One more thing. Would you add a little whipped cream with it?”
“OK.”
“Write it down!”
“ Now you’re insulting me! I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT! You want vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup and some whipped cream.”
Half an hour later I came back with a plate of bacon and eggs.
“Thanks” she said. "But where’s the toast?”
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Cool
I don't know what it is with me and little cars (shut up Tom).
It is a little over 10ft long bumper to bumper, can seat four passengers comfortably, has reached speeds of 65 miles per hour and is set to transform the concept of travel for the masses in India and in poorer parts of the world. This is the People’s Car, the world’s cheapest car at a starting price of 100,000 rupees ($2,500) or the equivalent of a DVD player in a Lexus.
It could be that I'm getting tired of paying $3.12 for a gallon of gas.
It takes almost $8.00 to fill up my motorcycle tank. Jeeeeezzze..
Cool and cheap.
It is a little over 10ft long bumper to bumper, can seat four passengers comfortably, has reached speeds of 65 miles per hour and is set to transform the concept of travel for the masses in India and in poorer parts of the world. This is the People’s Car, the world’s cheapest car at a starting price of 100,000 rupees ($2,500) or the equivalent of a DVD player in a Lexus.
It could be that I'm getting tired of paying $3.12 for a gallon of gas.
It takes almost $8.00 to fill up my motorcycle tank. Jeeeeezzze..
Cool and cheap.
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