Dude.
I guess it's better than a comb over.
I guess.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Reason 101
...why I keep the little hair i have left on my head closely cropped.
Dude.
I guess it's better than a comb over.
I guess.
Dude.
I guess it's better than a comb over.
I guess.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Rebel
Let's Celebrate Earth Hour 2009.
# Rent a Hummer H1 and empty the gas tank by driving around in town for an hour and making certain to rev your engine at all stop lights. Bonus Points for running over a Prius.
# Buy as many cans of aquanet hairspray as you can find and spend the hour emptying them into the atmosphere.
# Gather the items from your plastics recycle bin and set them on fire!
# Go to the grocery store and buy as many easy mac bowl lunches, convenience packed type stuff you can to pack the landfill this week.
# Clear cut an acre of trees. Hell just start a bonfire.
# simultaneously run the dishwasher, washing machine, all your showers, and fill all your tubs. I am doing this in the hope of killing off the last of those salamanders I pay a fee to keep alive in Edward’s Aquafer on my water bill.
# Turn on everything in the house and time it to blow the breakers at exactly the end of the hour.
# Punch a hippy.
# Gather all your neighbor’s bbq pits and fill em with charcoal briquettes and light em up! Bonus points for actually grilling enough meat to constitute a cow, aka “one of God’s innocent creature you murdered.”
# Turn your A/C or Heater up/down all the way and open all your windows and doors!
Just kidding. I think.
# Rent a Hummer H1 and empty the gas tank by driving around in town for an hour and making certain to rev your engine at all stop lights. Bonus Points for running over a Prius.
# Buy as many cans of aquanet hairspray as you can find and spend the hour emptying them into the atmosphere.
# Gather the items from your plastics recycle bin and set them on fire!
# Go to the grocery store and buy as many easy mac bowl lunches, convenience packed type stuff you can to pack the landfill this week.
# Clear cut an acre of trees. Hell just start a bonfire.
# simultaneously run the dishwasher, washing machine, all your showers, and fill all your tubs. I am doing this in the hope of killing off the last of those salamanders I pay a fee to keep alive in Edward’s Aquafer on my water bill.
# Turn on everything in the house and time it to blow the breakers at exactly the end of the hour.
# Punch a hippy.
# Gather all your neighbor’s bbq pits and fill em with charcoal briquettes and light em up! Bonus points for actually grilling enough meat to constitute a cow, aka “one of God’s innocent creature you murdered.”
# Turn your A/C or Heater up/down all the way and open all your windows and doors!
Just kidding. I think.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Back From The Chill
Lat week I had the opportunity to spend some time in the mountains of North Carolina. We have friends that own a cabin near Murphy and I volunteered to spend the week with my friend fixing the place up. It was a chance to break out of my normal routine only to find I really enjoy my routine. Go figure.
I had no phone service cause it's so far up the mountain but even worse I had no Internet.
It was sunny the whole time I was there. The afternoon temperature got up to 66 but the mornings had me longing for the warmth of Florida. 40 degrees. I am so spoiled.
I had no phone service cause it's so far up the mountain but even worse I had no Internet.
For 5 days. Yikes! I felt lost and disconnected. I was going through withdrawal. Finally on Wednesday we found a wireless cafe.
I couldn't pull out my laptop fast enough. I was like a starving man who was finally able to get a bite to eat. I was left clicking, right clicking, double clicking and scrolling as fast as I could. I was downloading, uploading and posting. I checked my school email, personal email and various news sites to catch up. I remotely tapped into my school PC and servers because I could. I was out of control! I couldn't stop. I was getting dizzy but I had to continue for fear I would lose my connection. I hit all my favorite political and friendship blogs and at the end of it all I was exhausted. I needed a cigarette at the end of the whole thing. Whew!
North Carolina is beautiful this time of the year. I kept seeing these white blossomed trees all over the place that were amazing. I think they're called Cleveland Pear Trees.
Anyway, it's good to be back home.
And yes, I did sleep with my laptop the night I got home.
Oh yeah, I missed Blue Eyes too ;-)
I couldn't pull out my laptop fast enough. I was like a starving man who was finally able to get a bite to eat. I was left clicking, right clicking, double clicking and scrolling as fast as I could. I was downloading, uploading and posting. I checked my school email, personal email and various news sites to catch up. I remotely tapped into my school PC and servers because I could. I was out of control! I couldn't stop. I was getting dizzy but I had to continue for fear I would lose my connection. I hit all my favorite political and friendship blogs and at the end of it all I was exhausted. I needed a cigarette at the end of the whole thing. Whew!
North Carolina is beautiful this time of the year. I kept seeing these white blossomed trees all over the place that were amazing. I think they're called Cleveland Pear Trees.
Anyway, it's good to be back home.
And yes, I did sleep with my laptop the night I got home.
Oh yeah, I missed Blue Eyes too ;-)
Friday, March 13, 2009
Japan Does It Again
I'm moving to Japan just for the TV shows.
Two toilet posts in one week. What can i say?
Two toilet posts in one week. What can i say?
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Amazing Technology
The video is 8 minutes long but if you're interested in future technology, you've got to watch this.
L.L., make sure you're sitting down before watching this one.
L.L., make sure you're sitting down before watching this one.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Super Flush
I'm not sure if it comes with a seat belt, but from the looks of it, you'll need to keep your arms and legs away from the hole at all times.
Can't wait for the comments on this one.
Let 'er rip (pun intended)!
Can't wait for the comments on this one.
Let 'er rip (pun intended)!
Monday, March 9, 2009
Friday, March 6, 2009
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Best Shower Evah!
I want one.
Steam, an mp3 player, touch screen TV.
6 acupuncture massage jets, 6 adjustable water jets, 8 small water jets.
A radio, an alarm (which i would surely need) ... I would never leave.
Be still my beating heart. It's only $4299.
Compared to a $28 million dollar chair? Peanuts.
Steam, an mp3 player, touch screen TV.
6 acupuncture massage jets, 6 adjustable water jets, 8 small water jets.
A radio, an alarm (which i would surely need) ... I would never leave.
Be still my beating heart. It's only $4299.
Compared to a $28 million dollar chair? Peanuts.
Rock My World Part 3
Monday, March 2, 2009
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)