Rebel

Let's Celebrate Earth Hour 2009.

# Rent a Hummer H1 and empty the gas tank by driving around in town for an hour and making certain to rev your engine at all stop lights. Bonus Points for running over a Prius.

# Buy as many cans of aquanet hairspray as you can find and spend the hour emptying them into the atmosphere.

# Gather the items from your plastics recycle bin and set them on fire!

# Go to the grocery store and buy as many easy mac bowl lunches, convenience packed type stuff you can to pack the landfill this week.

# Clear cut an acre of trees. Hell just start a bonfire.

# simultaneously run the dishwasher, washing machine, all your showers, and fill all your tubs. I am doing this in the hope of killing off the last of those salamanders I pay a fee to keep alive in Edward’s Aquafer on my water bill.

# Turn on everything in the house and time it to blow the breakers at exactly the end of the hour.

# Punch a hippy.

# Gather all your neighbor’s bbq pits and fill em with charcoal briquettes and light em up! Bonus points for actually grilling enough meat to constitute a cow, aka “one of God’s innocent creature you murdered.”

# Turn your A/C or Heater up/down all the way and open all your windows and doors!

Just kidding. I think.